Teri: “So if you were going to kill off an entire people group in a Hitler-esque global genocide, who would it be?”
Paige: “Hmm. I’ll have to think about that. Same question to you while I’m thinking.”
Teri: “Japan. They’re too smart.”
Paige: “You know, India and Korea are passing them now.”
Teri: “Then I change my answer to India. They’re too smart.”
Paige: “That’s a lot of people, Teri. You’re very ambitious.”
Teri: “Well, that’s the problem–there are too many of them. If they keep breeding, pretty soon the whole world will smell like curry. And they have gods and goddesses with all those arms. I just don’t get it.”
Paige: “I think I’d do Korea. They’re all like, ‘Oh, we have nukes!’ I’d say, ‘Well, here’s our nuke!’ and wipe ’em out with it.”
Teri: “Nice.”