My family sent this forward to me and I thought it was funny:
My Wish for You in 2007
**May peace break into your house and may thieves come to steal your debts.
**May your pockets become a magnet for $100 bills.
**May love stick to your face like Vaseline and may laughter assault your lips!
**May your clothes smell of success like smoking tires and may happiness slap you across the face.
**May your tears be that of joy.
**May the problems you had forget your home address!
In simple words ………… may 2007 be the best year of your life!
(I especially like the happiness slapping you across the face one.)
So I’m still waiting to see Children of Men. Josh, Cynthia, Tim, and I went out to dinner last night and then walked to the theater to discover that the movie had sold out. We went ahead and bought tickets for a showing tonight, and then came back to the apartment for a fun-filled night of Guitar Hero 2 and Wii Sports. We played bowling and a little bit of golf. My bowling ability was very untrue to life (anyone who has ever bowled with me will be able to attest to the fact that I, well, shouldn’t give up my day job). But apparently, I have a God-given, natural aptitude for Wii golf.
This aptitude also seeps out into other golf-like activities, such as Putt Putt. I remember once, years ago, my friends all wanted to go miniature golfing. I complained because I don’t like golf, miniature or otherwise, but went along anyway. I ended up kicking everyone’s ass. I still maintain it was all luck–no one can plan that many holes in one, unless you’re some sort of Putt Putt golf mastermind. And then your life is sad.