I think living in Chicago and being a single, heterosexual female is not a good combination. Walking down any given street at any given time, 70% of the passing men are going to be gay. That number jumps to 90% when you add certain conditions such as “not old enough to be your father” or “cuter than a mailbox”. The odds are not in my favor, clearly.
I like playing with Photoshop. There’s just something about cutting and splicing images that keeps the perfectionist in me entertained for hours. Plus you end up with some pretty funny pictures. I recently got the idea to craft the “perfect man.” I googled far and wide for images of male celebrities, and took certain physical features that I liked the most. Here’s what I ended up with:
Body/Ears – Josh Hartnett
Face/Dimple/Jaw – Brad Pitt
Hair/Mouth/Chin – Michael Vartan
Eyes – Bradley Cooper
Nose – Rob Lowe
I have included the resulting picture below. If you know anyone who looks like this guy (only perhaps a little less plastic surgery-esque) you must do the following:
1. Render him unconscious.
2. Tie him up.