Letter to Justin Timberlake

Dear Justin,

I remember the days when you were just that cute curly haired kid in N*SYNC.  Now you’re all big and bad with your posse and your drug movies and your Hip Hop.  Does what you’ve become ever disappoint you?  Or have you made so much money that you simply do not care that you’ve inflicted the hapless masses with lyrics such as these?
I’m bringing sexy back
Them motherf***ers don’t know how to act
Girl let me make up for all the things you lack
Cause you’re burning up, I’ve got to get it fast
(Take it to the bridge)

Go ahead be gone with it
Go ahead be gone with it
Go ahead be gone with it
Go ahead be gone with it
Go ahead be gone with it
Go ahead be gone with it
Go ahead be gone with it
Get your sexy on.
I’d show you with what I was twerking, if I knew what that was.  Also, I’m confused as to what exactly the “it” is that I’m supposed to “go ahead” and “be gone with.”
Sincerely,
A Member of Said Hapless Mass

Dirty babe, you see these shackles
Baby I’m your slave
I’ll let you whip me if I misbehave
It’s just that no one makes me feel this way
(Take it to the chorus)

Come here girl, go ahead be gone with it
Come to the back, go ahead be gone with it
VIP, go ahead be gone with it
Drinks on me, go ahead be gone with it
Let me see what you’re twerking with, go ahead be gone with it
Look at those hips, go ahead be gone with it
You make me smile, go ahead be gone with it
Go ‘head child, go ahead be gone with it
Get your sexy on, go ahead be gone with it

3 thoughts on “Letter to Justin Timberlake

  1. wow 🙂 nice made up robbery there :). btw, yes Justin is for sure on something when he does his current song choices. Since for the longest time the way it is laid out on radio I always thought the song was by a woman since the call and response format kind of makes it seem like he is since he also remixes his voice in it to sound like it. Besides you normally also can;t make out the lyrics so that is of no help. So I concur it is sad granted I can't say he was that much better in N*SYNC days though in my opinion either.

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