If I were running for President, I’d make my platform surround the idea of Universal Sterilization. It’s kinda like Universal Healthcare, except without the healthcare. We would get some sort of technology going that we can implement at the birth of every child that would render them sterile. Nothing permanent, mind you, but something in […]
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How an IPod Can Kill You
Why must we (being the government) pass laws to protect people from their own stupidity? We have an overpopulation problem–I say we let the stupid people kill themselves off with their idiocy and be done with it. Survival of the fittest and so forth. I’m talking specifically of the idea in New York City to […]