Did you know that 45% of Americans make New Year’s resolutions but only 8% achieve them? This tells me that I am correct in not wasting my time making resolutions. Before I always blamed laziness, but now I can blame math. I like blaming math. I wish I could find more things to blame on […]
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Presents and Panic Attacks
Christmas was pretty good this year, minus the driving. Mr. W and I went to my parent’s home in Tennessee. My brother flew there too, so we were all together. We played lots of board games and watched some movies and ate lots of sweets. This reminds me–my body is crazy. I can go a […]
Bring on the Cheer
I can’t believe it is almost time for Christmas. We have only just put up our Christmas tree. I thought “holiday tree” as I typed Christmas tree and pissed myself off. I hate when people call it a holiday tree. Like renaming it is going to fool a Muslim or Jew into having one. Just […]
Witches and Werewolves
We had a Halloween party at Mr. W’s store last weekend. I went as a witch. Which, coincidentally, is the same costume as when I am a vampire. Minus the hat, of course. And good Lord, why does it look like I have a bajillion fingers?!? I took pictures of other friends who were there […]