I am paranoid about blood clots. More specifically, me getting one and dying spontaneously in an embarrassing position, like while on the toilet. Anytime I have pain in my legs [which, weirdly, is pretty often–AM I DYING?!?!?] I have to check for clots. Is my leg swollen? Warm in one spot? Discolored? The answer to […]
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Floss-mania
I think I am starting to become obsessed with oral hygiene, though I suppose there are worse things with which I could be obsessed. Drugs, for example. Or babies. I have never been a big flosser. It hurt. I could never reach those stupid back teeth. But before the wisdom tooth extraction I had a […]