I just spoke with a guest named Wilbert Gilbert. You have to wonder what in the hell his parents were on when they named him. That’s just mean. He must go by Will. I mean, he has to.
Days like today make me hate being a girl. I was walking to KFC with Tim and Josh. We passed two men who immediately started calling out at me. Uh, very crudely. Tim and Josh were talking to each other and did not hear them. We got our food and as we walked home, we had to pass the two men again.
Stupid Man: [to Josh] “Hey man, got any change?”
Josh: “No, sorry.”
Stupid Man: “How ’bout sharing a piece of her then?”
Again, Tim and Josh did not hear them. Half a block away I told them what had been said and they both apologized and offered to turn around and beat the crap out of the guy. I appreciated the gesture.
Instances like that make me wish that I weren’t a woman. Or at least that I was confrontational enough to have looked Mr. McSleeze up and down and laugh derisively. First wish if I ever happen upon a magic genie lamp: a set of metaphoric balls. Genies get metaphor, right? Second wish: lots of money. And, uh, third: World Peace. ::does cheesy Miss America wave::
There’s just something about an Arab swearing by saying “Jesus Christ” that angers me. It doesn’t bother me as much when Americans do it but with this Arab guy I just wanted to respond with something snippy like, “Oh my Allah, you’re kidding!” I personally enjoy throwing Joseph Smith in my swears instead of Jesus Christ, but most people have no idea what I’m talking about, Popedamnit.
I can’t remember if I’ve mentioned this before but we have yet another cat–Cricket. My next post will be a picture post.
I don’t have anything else to say, so…yeah.
I like those days when you’re just generally in a good mood. Nothing in particular has happened to make you happy, but nothing’s happened to make you angry either. Today is one of those days, and even though the hotel is crazy-busy tonight, I’ve been able to handle it cheerfully. That’s just great.
My Sim family had twins, so now my household consists of two grandparents, mom, dad, a toddler, and twin babies. All the children are girls. I’m really hoping the grandparents kick the bucket soon here, or at the very least one of them. When the twins are kids and sleep in regular beds I have no place to put them. I need to add on to my house, methinks. I <3 Sims.
There’s a guest at the hotel who’s last name is “Wetnight.” And it’s not a typo; I double-checked the credit card. I think that’s an unfortunate last name.