So apparently Avatar is either anti-corporate, lefty environmental propaganda or a cause for major depression and suicidal thoughts. I, however, maintain the official position of, “What the hell people? It’s just a freaking movie.” To address the conservatives who view the movie as some horrible anti-American statement: Stop that. You are probably the same people […]
Tag Archives: blanket statements
Pickalittle Talkalittle
Girls drive me crazy. And not in the cool Fine Young Cannibals way, “she drives me crazy… woo hoooo…” They seriously drive me crazy. What They Do: Girl: “Okay, I have the funniest thing to tell you. I was at the store–was it Walmart? No it couldn’t have been Walmart, I don’t shop […]
Know Your Candidates: Teri’s Policies
If I were running for President, I’d make my platform surround the idea of Universal Sterilization. It’s kinda like Universal Healthcare, except without the healthcare. We would get some sort of technology going that we can implement at the birth of every child that would render them sterile. Nothing permanent, mind you, but something in […]
Rants on Celebrity
I have a top five list of male celebrities. I also have pictures on my computer of those five celebrities, which my screen saver rotates through. There was a picture of Ewan McGregor that appeared on the screen and usually I’m just, you know, looking at Ewan McGregor. But today I looked at the quote […]
General Statements for ’06
I don’t do the whole “New Year’s Resolution” thing. I think it’s just one more thing to make you feel guilty at the end of the year when you’re already mentally kicking yourself for the amount of Christmas cookies or pumpkin pie you’ve consumed. And who needs that? I know I don’t. At the end […]