Loud Ladies

There is a woman on the other side of the office exclaiming things really loudly.  I just heard an “Oh, my lord!” and an “Oh, my gosh!”  I can’t think of many reasons why someone would exclaim something that loudly in a quiet office, so that people on the complete other side can hear you […]

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Lyrical Poetry

I couldn’t keep myself from laughing when, for the first time, I heard the song “Girlfriend” by Avril Lavigne on the radio. So come over here and tell me what I wanna hear Better, yet, make your girlfriend disappear I don’t wanna hear you say her name ever again Because… She’s like so whatever And […]

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Letter to Justin Timberlake

Dear Justin, I remember the days when you were just that cute curly haired kid in N*SYNC.  Now you’re all big and bad with your posse and your drug movies and your Hip Hop.  Does what you’ve become ever disappoint you?  Or have you made so much money that you simply do not care that you’ve inflicted the hapless masses with lyrics […]

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