Slow Night

Me:  “If you absolutely had to, would you rather sleep with [Gross Male Security Guard #1] or [Gross Male Security Guard #2]?”
Andrea:  “I die.  How about you?”
Me:  “I don’t like this question.”
Andrea:  “It’s your question.”
Me:  “Yeah, so I shouldn’t have to answer it.”
Andrea:  “Okay, new question.  Who would you rather sleep with: [Witchy Female Security Guard #1] or [Witchy Female Security Guard #2]?”
[Pause] Me:  “I die?”

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