I was checking in a man and woman, and since they didn’t have enough cash to cover a deposit, I told them not to worry about it and that I’d just block incidentals to the room (movies, phone calls, internet). The guy was really happy with this.
Guy: “We love you.”
Me: “Thanks.”
Guy: “Will you marry us? Like some unholy union thing?”
Me: “No, but I will extend your check out by two hours.”
Guy: “I’m sorry I’m drunk and slurring a little. We really do love you.”
And…
forget Guitar Hero, soon there will be Rock Band!! Huzzah!
See, they want to "do the right thing" and marry you. They're an upstanding drunk couple.
so all i have to do is propose to the front desk person and i get an extended check out time???!?
awesome!