I was checking in a man and woman, and since they didn’t have enough cash to cover a deposit, I told them not to worry about it and that I’d just block incidentals to the room (movies, phone calls, internet). The guy was really happy with this.
Guy: “We love you.”
Guy: “Will you marry us? Like some unholy union thing?”
Me: “No, but I will extend your check out by two hours.”
Guy: “I’m sorry I’m drunk and slurring a little. We really do love you.”