Slightly Less Indecent Proposal

I was checking in a man and woman, and since they didn’t have enough cash to cover a deposit, I told them not to worry about it and that I’d just block incidentals to the room (movies, phone calls, internet).  The guy was really happy with this.

Guy: “We love you.”
Me: “Thanks.”
Guy: “Will you marry us?  Like some unholy union thing?”
Me: “No, but I will extend your check out by two hours.”
Guy: “I’m sorry I’m drunk and slurring a little.  We really do love you.”

And…
forget Guitar Hero, soon there will be Rock Band!!  Huzzah!

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