Skin Care Craziness

School is over with, and I couldn’t be more excited.  The plan now?  WRITE!  I figured I should ease myself back in with short stories and take it from there.  I have quite a few ideas for a collection of shorts about romance gone awry.  One story is done and a few others others have just been sitting on the back burner of my brain.

After the wedding, I plan to throw myself back into the book Tim and I have been working on for way too long.  It needs to be done.  He and I are pretty close…I’d say we’re three-quarters through this draft.  And this is THE draft–no more major overhauls.  Now all we need is the perfect, attention-grabbing query letter that will not only leave its reader spellbound but frantic to pay us lots of money for our novel.  [If you know where we could find such a letter, please contact me and/or send it out on my behalf.]

In other news, with the wedding looming ever closer, I have become obsessed in my pursuit of pore supremacy.  I currently use the following:

  • Pore-minimizing cleanser [mornings]
  • Blackhead-minimizing cleanser [night]
  • Exfoliant [monday and fridays]
  • Biore nose and face strips [wednesdays]
  • Eye puffiness takeaway-er [night]
  • Toner [morning]
  • Pore Perfect day cream [morning]
  • Mattifying moisturizer [morning]
  • Pore-minimizing night cream [night]
  • Prescribed acne medicine [night]

I’m not sure, but I believe this may officially cross the line of too much skin care.  After using these products, my pores had better be so minimized that they are virtually non-existent.  Major expeditions will need to be launched to explore my face for pores.  If these products cannot make that dream a reality then it’s simply not possible to do, and I will be forced to resign my skin care attempts to live the remainder of my days in a state of pore mediocrity.  I wouldn’t wish that on anyone.

Except Paris Hilton.

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