Screw You, Clear Milk

Paige was scanning through the newspaper at work tonight and read that scientists are making progress toward making milk clear. (Though don’t expect to see it in stores any time soon, the paper states.) This is a huge weight off my shoulders. Screw a cure for Cancer or Aids–I want clear milk, dammit.

Yet another reason why I don’t like to read the news.

What do you think?