Sarah Palin is a F*cking Retard [See? It’s satire!]

Imagine my dismay this week when I read an article saying that Sarah Palin was thinking about running for President of the United States in 2012.

I’ve posted this before, and I’ll post it again–WTF?  A question to all Sarah Palin supporters: Just how stupid are you?  No, I’m really asking.  On a scale of one to ten–one being unable to stand up and walk unassisted and ten being a non-Palin supporter, where do you fall?

In a recent Tea Party convention speech in which she bashed Obama for speaking from a lectern [while speaking from a lectern] she had freakin’ notes written on her hand and referred to them while she was speaking.  “Energy”, “Tax”, and “Lift American Spirits” were actually written on her hand.  You want to hire a woman who has to remind herself to lift American spirits to run our country?  You want to hire a woman who believed that her close proximity to Russia and Canada qualified her as having foreign policy experience to influence actual foreign policy?  You want to hire a woman who displayed a lack of work ethic by quitting her last job to be entrusted with one of the most important jobs of all?

She called for Rahm Emanuel’s resignation for using the “R word” when he called liberal democrats “f*cking retarded” but had no problem at all with Rush Limbaugh’s statement that Rahm was in trouble “by calling a bunch of people who are retards, retards.  So now there’s going to be a meeting–there’s going to be a retard summit at the White House.”  According to Palin, Rush’s statement was satire, and therefore okay.  Talk about picking and choosing.

I Googled Sarah Palin’s IQ to discover that the McCain campaign would not publicly release the results of her IQ test.  Her SAT scores, however, are available and projected her for a score of 98 from this site, which would put her on the low end of average, 7 points away from “dullness”.

I’m just sayin’.

3 thoughts on “Sarah Palin is a F*cking Retard [See? It’s satire!]

  1. I really think people need to lighten up on Sarah Palin. I think she would make a fantastic President. She's a mother — and people always listen to Moms, right? It's like, a thing of respect. Mothers know things.

    I think this may just be what the country needs. When Mom rings the dinner bell, everyone comes runnin'. We need someone that can put that excitement back into the American people. When my mother rang the dinner bell, I didn't just apathetically waltz back to the house. I f*cking BOLTED to get the first slice of that meatloaf.

    But maybe you don't like meatloaf. Shrug.

    Now that I think of it, maybe SHE is what the Mayans saw that caused them to stop their calendar in December of 2012.

    They must be f*cking retarded or something. Palin will change the world!

    PALIN FOR POTUS – 2012!!!!

  2. Wait, that site can't be right. Cuz it thinks I'm a friggin genius and there's no way.

    wait, i just remembered my actual SAT score and all is well.

    Carry on.

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