Party Time!

I hadn’t mentioned this before but my boss has been sick the past week.  Because of this I didn’t get all my days off.  Because of that, I HAVE SATURDAY OFF!!  Huzzah!  I don’t know what to do with myself with a free Saturday night.  It’s not like I have the money to go out and go crazy.  But I don’t want to spend the evening cooped up at home either.  Anyone have a suggestion?  Maybe a movie or something.

I told my parents that I wanted new contacts for Christmas.  I have an appointment with an optometrist this coming Thursday and hopefully new contacts soon after that.  I’m tired of saying, “I don’t know; I can’t see that.”  I’m overdue for contacts anyway.  The receptionist I made the appointment with balked when I told her I’ve had my current lenses since 2003.  The company that made my contacts doesn’t even exist anymore–which explains the ordeal I’ve had trying to find the correct cleaning solution.

Well, this post was sort of boring, eh?  Too bad for you.  Did you watch that “Minjas” video?  I’m telling you, if you don’t laugh, then there’s something wrong with you.

Ninja:  “Actually they prefer to be called ‘minjas.’  They are down there, and they are deadly.  They’re like urinal cakes–they are little but very powerful … Minjas are not to be trifled with.  The problem is they are darn cute–you just want to pick ’em up.  Never pick up a Minja–they’ll tear your arms off and they’ll beat you to death with your arm, which is not fun.  I’ve seen people enjoy being killed and that’s definitely not one of those instances.  I mean, a common thing that someone says while they’re being beaten to death with their own arms by a Minja is ‘This is not fun.  This is not fun.  This is not fun.’  Usually it’s a lot more screamy and painy.”

What do you think?