Yo soy tonta. Mis palabras favoritas de espanol son “neta” y “no manches” porque son argot. No me gusta coca de dieta porque sabe feo.
Yo toco Guitar Hero II. Me gusta mucho Guitar Hero. Es chido!
Andrea es una tutora buena, no? Pero aprendo todavía. Te veo alrato!
I am silly. My favorite Spanish words are “damn straight” and “no, for real?” because they are slang. I do not like diet coke because it tastes nasty.I am playing Guitar Hero II. I like Guitar Hero a lot. It’s awesome!
Isn’t Andrea a good teacher? But I am still learning. See you later!
For the record, according to Google, you said:
I am idiot. My favorite words of espanol are “net” and “you do not stain” because they are jargon. I do not like cocaine of diet because she knows ugly. I touch Guitar Hero II. I like much Guitar Hero. He is chido! Andrea is a good tutor, no? But I still learn. I see alrato you!
And also According to Google, per your English translation, what you should have said was:
Soy tonto. Mis palabras españolas preferidas son “rectas maldito” y “no, para verdadero?” porque son argot. No tengo gusto de coque de la dieta porque prueba repugnante. Estoy jugando a héroe de la guitarra II. Tengo gusto del héroe de la guitarra mucho. ¡Es impresionante! ¿No es Andrea buen profesor? Pero todavía estoy aprendiendo. ¡Verte más adelante!
Just thought you'd get a kick out of that. I know I did (especially since I can read Google's translation and it makes me laugh too).
Oh! and if you translate Google's Spanish translation it comes out such:
I am idiot. My preferred Spanish words are “straight damn” and “no, for true” because they are jargon. I do not have coke taste of the diet because it proves repugnant. I am playing hero of guitar II. I have taste of the hero of the guitar much. Is impressive! Is not Andrea good professor? But still I am learning. Verte advanced more!
Aren't you glad we have such advanced tools at our disposal?
Yeah, it kind of contradicted itself in a couple places. Silly google.