My Butt

I’m on the phone with security (the same guy as the 800 times comment, you all remember that one).
Me: “I need someone to watch the desk so I can teach Paige about getting the credit reports.”
Guard: “Why would you want to teach her?”
Me: “So later I can send her off to do it while I sit on my big butt.”
Guard: “Don’t say that–you have a very cute butt.”

Later that night…

The security guard walks by the front desk where I’m standing. He stops and checks out my butt.
Guard: “Yeah, it’s very nice.”

He’s silly.

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