Not Even a Mother Could Love This

“They” say that all babies are beautiful, but those people clearly haven’t seen the baby I saw the on the bus this morning. Kid was ugly. I know that is a mean thing to say, but this kid was asking for it.

He had wide freakish eyes, like a troll doll, and the saggy cheeks of an eighty-year old man. He kept making faces and waggling its eyebrows in a manner exactly like I would expect a lecherous old man to do. I have searched Google and played around with some pictures in order to render this surprisingly accurate composite.

See? I told you it was an ugly baby.

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