As a lover of all things music, Lollapalooza is wonderful. As a worker in the hospitality field, Lollapalooza is utter hell. I will now list some of the more humorous moments.
–An ambulance was called for a guest who was jumped because he owed the wrong people some money and couldn’t pay it. The “wrong people” were then arrested by the Chicago Police Department.
–A group of underage idiotboys trashed a large conference room Saturday night. They knocked over tables, sprayed some fire extinguishers, and broke dishes. They returned to the scene of the crime Sunday to do the same thing and were arrested by the Chicago Police Department.
–A guy mugged another guy right in the hotel lobby and didn’t even bother trying to escape. He was arrested by the Chicago Police Department who were in the same lobby, finishing up with the teenage idiotboys.
–Guests in a room kept partying despite mutliple complaints and warnings. They were not arrested by the Chicago Police Department, but the police did escort the noisy people from the building.
And the weekend’s winner:
–A guest returned to their hotel room to find an Evian bottle filled with urine. I am not kidding.
The entire hotel is trashed from these people. I seriously think we would have fared better had we booked the hotel full of barnyard animals.