Haiku is for Winners

Why do we wear clothes?
Poly-cotton blends of death
I am just kidding

Chad needs more options
He did not know he’s Spanish
You want a taco?

Stitches in your eye
Causes much pain and sorrow
But they’re blue – that’s fun

Doesn’t hurt so much
Everything is relative
I’ll poke out your eye

Haikus are much fun
There’s no fun like easy fun
No fun that I know

Beating a dead horse
I’ll beat you into the ground
I am good at this

This girl breathes so loud
I’d like to take my pen and
Stick it up her nose

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