1. Pick 25 of your favorite movies.
2. Then pick one of your favorite quotes from each movie.
3. Post the quotes in your journal.
4. Have those on your friends list try to guess what the movie is.
5. Either strike out the quote once it has been correctly identified, or place the guesser’s user name directly after the quote.
1. “I’ll have a Pina Colada, not virgin. Wanna see my ID? Totally have it.”
2. “I thought nothing could be as bad as red hair. Green is ten times worse.”
3. “I’d almost forgotten you were here, standing on the bones of my father. I’d introduce you, but rumor has it you’re almost as famous as me these days.”
4. “If you are gonna name my… member, you have to name it something hyper masculine. Something like Spike, or Butch, or Krull the Warrior King!”
5. “The big boy is gonna wash himself!”
6. “You are everything I never knew I always wanted.”
7. “I don’t know half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.”
8. “Well, that sounds like a pretty good deal. But I think I may have a better one. How about, I give you the finger and you give me my phone call.”
9. “Don’t worry Shakespeare, you’ll get your ending. Once the Duke gets his end–in.”
10. “You have insulted me in every possible way, and can now have nothing further to say.”
11. “Why, if we were all wiener dogs, our problems would be solved!”
12. “I’ve had a really lousy Christmas, you’ve just managed to kill my New Year’s, if you come back on Easter you can burn down my apartment.”
13. “Dad, you’re like Santa Claus and the Easter Bunny combined… you’re just as charming, and just as fake.”
14. “You don’t have to hide from me – I’m Peg Boggs, your local Avon representative and I’m as harmless as cherry pie.”
15. “I don’t wanna die. I’ve never even been kissed. I’ve waited my whole to be kissed, and what if I miss it?”
16. “I’m telling you this like a friend because if you screw this up I would really hate to have to kill you. I would hate it more than mayonnaise. You know how much I hate mayonnaise.”
17. “Face it, girls, I’m older and I have more insurance.”
18. “The Mississippi River broke through a protective dike today. What is a protective dike? Is it a large woman that says ‘Don’t go near there!’ ‘But Betty-‘ ‘Don’t go near there!’… No, we can’t say ‘dyke’ on the air, we can’t even say ‘lesbian’ anymore, it’s ‘women in comfortable shoes.'”
19. “Having a Boo Radley moment, are we?”
20. “Couldn’t keep quiet, could we? Just had to invite him to stay, didn’t we? Serve him tea. Sit in the master’s chair. Pet the pooch!”
21. “A HOTDOG is singing. You need quiet while a hotdog is singing?”
22. “I got red, I got green, I got yellow… I’m out of purple, but I do have one Gold Circle coin left… the condom of champions… the one and only… nothin’ is gettin’ through this sucker.”
23. “I’m sorry I had to fight in the middle of your Black Panther party.”
24. “There’s no secret handshake. There’s an IQ prerequisite, but there’s no secret handshake.”
25. “Happy Rex Manning Day!”