Delilah was on the radio at work while I was talking with a manager.
Woman on Radio: “I want to dedicate this song to my husband… he really is the best husband in the world.”
(And then she begins to rattle off all these things he’s been doing lately.)
Manager: [laughs] “But he’s probably cheating on her.”
Me: “The ‘best husbands in the world’ are really just regular guys who haven’t been caught yet.”