I decided recently that I would like to be eccentric. I’m not sure what about this appeals to me–whether its the ability to wear any object I feel like as clothes, or an excuse to own more cats than is socially responsible–but I like it. I googled “how to be eccentric” and got seven pretty […]
Category Archives: Soap Box
Please Do Not Feed the Idiots
The kitchen is done. Every other room is probably half done. I am hoping to be unpacked by Friday night and then I can just sit on my ass all weekend (or, more likely, get started weeding. There are a lot of weeds.) The cats are starting to adjust, though from 5 am to 7 […]
You have the Right to Remain Silent
Where the hell do people get off demanding others to turn over their Facebook user names and passwords? This is a violation of privacy in one of the grossest forms. I’m sorry, but if I apply for a job and they demand access to my private Facebook information, they can kiss my ass. A company […]
To Control or Not to Control
People are making a mountain out of a molehill with this contraception-being-provided-by-insurance issue. Christian organizations do not want to be forced to include birth control in their insurance policies because it goes against their religion and people have freedom of religion in this country, by golly! What about the person on their payroll who would […]
Destination Closed
I would like to meet the Amazon employee who decided to add Ensenda to their list of delivery companies. I would use some kind of chemical [or magic] to sicken their kidneys and then ship a donor kidney to them via Ensenda, so that they could die waiting for their package. [Check out Pissed Consumer […]