It’s Over!

As a lover of all things music, Lollapalooza is wonderful.  As a worker in the hospitality field, Lollapalooza is utter hell.  I will now list some of the more humorous moments. –An ambulance was called for a guest who was jumped because he owed the wrong people some money and couldn’t pay it.  The “wrong people” were […]

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Girl Machine

Today’s Winner for Oddest Question: Guest: “Do you have machines where I can get a girl?” My first thought was, “Like you drop in some quarters and a female falls out?” He then clarified that he was looking for numbers of, well, certain services.  But still, I’ve never heard of that sort of thing available in […]

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Last Night = No Picnic

I worked last night by myself because Sam and New-Guy-Eric both needed the night off to go to various weddings.  Of course, last night was a bunch of sold-out craziness. I somehow managed to screw up a guest’s account so badly that I couldn’t: add or subtract anything from the charges, record that the guest […]

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Ah, Belligerence

[The MPAA has rated the following blog entry R for Strong Language, Brief Nudity, and Stylized Sci-Fi Violence.  Okay, really just for the language.] Angry guests piss me off.  But there comes a point where a guest becomes so enraged that the whole situation becomes incredibly hilarious.  Take last night, for example. A guest came down with a legitimate […]

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