Bored on a Saturday Afternoon

So I wrote some haiku:

Lovely garlic fries,
you tempt with robust flavor.
Bad breath war lasts hours.

Sitting at the store
Candy is now a dollar
Since when? Since last week

Marry, don’t bang her
Marriage does not imply sex
(Overheard convo)

Mr. W
Surprising five syllables
for such a small name

It’s Heroclix time!
Guys come here to kill things with
their plastic minis

Time to get started!
Be happy for Superman
He’s not odd, he’s prime