Alignment Attire

The Salvation Army using the slogan, “Doing the Most Good” has always bothered me.  I mean, have they quantified all good in the world to be sure that they are doing the most of it?  It’s a pretty egotistical statement to make.

I figured if they can make ballsy claims regarding their alignment then I sure as hell can with mine.  So I made these:


And my alignment, which is also the best alignment:

The pineapple really says it all.

Sorry if your alignment is Neutral Good.  Salvation Army claimed that one already, so you will have to take it up with them.

What do you think?