Guest: “Can we get any discount hookers with a AAA rate?”
Me: “Um, no…”
Guest: “So there are no hotel hookers?”
Me: “No, there are no hotel hookers.”
I am assuming this guest doesn’t realize that prostitution is illegal, and therefore a reputable establishment, like this hotel, would not provide that service. But I do love the AAA discount idea for hookers. They should really get on that.