So I have some pretty exciting news. For once. I don’t just have to talk about socks anymore. Not that I couldn’t, mind you. Yesterday Mr. W and I went to the bank and got pre-qualified for a home mortgage. We needed to do this before setting up an appointment with our realtor. We have […]
Monthly Archives: February 2012
Destination Closed
I would like to meet the Amazon employee who decided to add Ensenda to their list of delivery companies. I would use some kind of chemical [or magic] to sicken their kidneys and then ship a donor kidney to them via Ensenda, so that they could die waiting for their package. [Check out Pissed Consumer […]
Some People Just Love Socks
Mr. W was chosen to judge a science fair from his old school. He was running late and concerned he would miss out on the opportunity. He texted me to let me know he made it. Mr. W: “Got here at 10, missed only the sixth grade class.” Me: “Oh good! Screw sixth graders. Not […]
Warning: This Post May Cause Blood Clots
I am paranoid about blood clots. More specifically, me getting one and dying spontaneously in an embarrassing position, like while on the toilet. Anytime I have pain in my legs [which, weirdly, is pretty often–AM I DYING?!?!?] I have to check for clots. Is my leg swollen? Warm in one spot? Discolored? The answer to […]
It’s Spamtastic!
Spam comments can be very entertaining. I get a LOT of them, which are fortunately filtered out because my web guru guy is smart and installed plugins that will do this for me. Periodically I look through them and almost want to approve them so that others can see their ridiculousness. That would be a […]