On January 29th, I called Bank of American and told them I wanted to pay off my account in full and close it. I did this over the phone so that they could tabulate my accrued interest and add it in to the amount paid so that I wouldn’t have to deal with them again […]
Monthly Archives: February 2010
Dumpster Confetti
Time for another amazing adventure! I woke up around noon today, very confused. First of all, I was not in my room though I vaguely remember going to sleep in my own bed last night. I was in a dumpster. It was bright green and filled, not with trash, but with confetti. Let me […]
Sarah Palin is a F*cking Retard [See? It’s satire!]
Imagine my dismay this week when I read an article saying that Sarah Palin was thinking about running for President of the United States in 2012. I’ve posted this before, and I’ll post it again–WTF? A question to all Sarah Palin supporters: Just how stupid are you? No, I’m really asking. On a scale of […]