Write a 20-line poem (rhyming or nonrhyming, your choice) about your favorite possession that cost you fewer than $10. cherished token, which atop my desk sits my love is steadfast no matter how dusty it gets four wheels has it, two side mirrors, and is green a tiny, toy version of what is commonly seen […]
Monthly Archives: September 2009
Puke and Pedophilic Cats
They always say, “don’t knock it before you try it.” Well I am here to say that I have tried it, and I am knocking it. Food poisoning sucks ass. I went through Thursday being A-Ok only and started feeling slightly queasy when I got home from work. It escalated quickly over the next two hours, […]
Getting Screwed and Potato Salad
Tell me if this makes sense to you: I have student loans for school. These are federal loans and either will generate interest when I’m done with school or are already generating interest, depending on type. My company reimburses me 80% of my educational costs and [after an initial $5,000 tax-free allotment per year] any […]
Fun Dip
So I really wanted some Fun Dip. Mr. W and I had tried a couple Chuck E Cheeses [cause we also wanted to play Skee Ball] but neither had Fun Dip. I remembered there was another Chuck E Cheese about an hour away that I had been to once with some friends and they had Fun […]
News Update: Teri and beyond
So a man slapped a toddler in Wal-mart. And not even his own toddler…just some random-ass toddler that was crying in the store. I like how the media doesn’t try to paint even the smallest positive light on the guy. Look at the picture of him in the article–he looks so angry! I’m not trying […]