Ah, gotta love springtime in Chicago. April is going to be an exciting month. Paige turns 21 (good Lord, FINALLY) on the 7th. And then the Seattle trip on the 18th. Good times. My cousin is getting married on the same weekend as Lollapalooza. How rude. She had better appreciate my sacrifice in attending because, […]
Monthly Archives: March 2008
Abs of Steel
Teri: “I’ve always been intrigued by those exercise balls. Maybe I should get one.” Tim: “I’m going to laugh at you if I walk in the door and see you balancing on one of those things.” Teri: “Yeah, but then my abs can punch you in the face.”
Guidance
College/high school guidance counselors are a joke. I wish one had pulled me aside and told me that the path that I was on would not prove to be a lucrative one. There should be special guidance counselors with the specific purpose of getting students in majors like Communication, English, and Art History to change their […]
In the News…
The Pope has decreed 7 new deadly sins! You know, I think we need to take care of our environment. I am all for putting drug dealers and pedophiles behind bars. I think the wealthy should help those less fortunate than themselves. But to make these things “deadly sins“? Really? I have to give them props though–they […]
Give it Up, Lady
Hillary Clinton has always driven–and continues to drive–me crazy. The only consistent thing about her is that she will always say or do whatever she feels will get her ahead in a given situation. Is that what we want in a leader? She has spent the past few months railing against Obama’s experience, saying that […]