Rebel Without a Cause

Tim: “I told them I’m not going to do that.  We have a policy, and I’m sticking to it.” Me: “Yeah, that sounds like you.  You’re all ‘But it’s a RULE.  You don’t break RULES!’  Me, I’d be like, ‘Eh, all right.’” Tim: “It’s not that you break them–you’re more ‘What? There were rules?’” Me: “Good thing I’m […]

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Celebration of the Mundane

Me: [cough hack sneeze] Coworker: “So when are you going to the doctor, Teri?” Me: “I don’t know.  It’s just a cold.” [Hack] Coworker: “Might be a sinus infection.” Me: “Okay, fine.” Tomorrow’s the Big Day.  What are you doing?  I’m going to the doctor’s office!  Yay!  But hey, at this point being able to […]

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So I know you’re not *supposed* to starve a fever, but I sure as hell didn’t feel like eating.  Thursday evening I got home with a pretty bad fever.  It was still around on Friday, but finally broke Saturday.  Thank you Extra Strength Tylenol!  And now I’m in this gross, “hack up half a lung” […]

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