I flew down to South Carolina on Thursday. Friday was my brother’s birthday and as we were all eating cake and ice cream, my mom said: “Want to hear something funny?” She was looking down at her plate as she asked, and so I asked, “Who are you talking to?” Mom: “Me. Oh, I mean, you […]
Monthly Archives: December 2007
This Just In
Breaking News! Major upset at the office today when employees learned that there was no sugar for their morning coffees. “I think the whole building is suffering a shortage,” one man said. “People kept coming over when I was making coffee, and saying, ‘Oh, you guys are out too.’” Yes, it was pandemonium as the […]
Your heart is full of unwashed socks, your soul is full of gunk
I don’t want to be an F anymore. Isn’t there some sort of pill I could take to become a T? Hell, while we’re at it, let’s just reverse all of the letters to my personality. What would I be like as an ESTP, you wonder? Well, wonder no more! The internet will tell us! […]
Come and trim my Christmas tree
I had another bizarre dream last night. I’m in high school (I think) and I’m a cheerleader. I’m at some sort of cheerleader party and one of the boys catches my eye. This guy is actually changing back and forth between two different guys I knew in college (while both of them were nice enough, […]
Ding dong ding dong, that is their song
In order to spread holiday cheer, from now ’til Christmas I will be titling each of my posts with a line from a Christmas song. Surely this endeavor will get us all ready for the season and filled with cheery spirit. Except for one line I had found: “From Atlantic to Pacific, gee, the traffic […]