Poop

Tonight was the most fun I’ve had in quite a while.  Tim, Josh, Cynthia, and I all went out to dinner and then back to our place for games.  Tim tried to do charades for “chia pet” which was so funny that I’ll never, ever be able to forget it. On the ride home from […]

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Ah, Men

I love posting these stories for you guys, but I have to say that not one single part of me is going to miss it when I’m no longer going through them. Tonight an extremely intoxicated Frenchman came to the front desk for a new room key.  He hit on me (in French) as I checked his ID and […]

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More Change

So Tim and I applied for an apartment today.  We love the apartment, but it’s a bit farther from the train than we would like–we’ll have to take a bus to get to the train so the commute to work will take 40-45 minutes.  But it’s in our price range and it has a washer and dryer in […]

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This just in…

CHICAGO, IL — Area woman known as Teri turned in her two weeks’ notice today after two arduous years of employment.   The reason for this sudden action?  She’s been offered a new job, during “normal working-people hours.” “I just couldn’t work third shift anymore,” Teri explained.  “Just between you and me, only crazy people work […]

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Bathroom Drama

In an effort to begin the moving-out process, I decided to tackle my bathroom.  A certain person who shared the apartment with us when I first moved to Chicago painted the bathroom before I arrived.  But not in a usual “let’s paint a bathroom” way.  She painted the exact opposite of what any normal person […]

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