Angry Asians Redux

Have you ever seen a sign or warning so stupid and wondered what on earth someone had to have done for the warning to have been made in the first place?  Last night I found one of the guys responsible for those idiotic warnings. An Asian twenty-something came to the desk and very proudly announced […]

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Pandemonium

There was a flurry of activity in what was to be an otherwise quiet Monday night at work. Security stopped a man and woman coming out of the elevators.  The man had been acting suspicious and Security asked if he had a room key.  The man tried to get away from them and started yelling.  […]

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The One With No Compassion

Guest:  “It’s chilly outside and there is a homeless man outside.  Security won’t let him come inside, but could I have a blanket to give him?” Me: “No, I’m sorry.  Blankets are for hotel guests only.” Guest:  “Let me ask you something–are you a Christian person?” Me:  “I am.” Guest:  “What would Jesus do?  Wouldn’t […]

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