Come on, Baby

There a super-catchy Ben Lee song called, “Catch My Disease.”  The chorus is as follows: So please, baby please open your heart and catch my disease I like this song and assume the “disease”  in question is love, and not something less desirable–like gonorrhea.

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Slow Night

Me:  “If you absolutely had to, would you rather sleep with [Gross Male Security Guard #1] or [Gross Male Security Guard #2]?” Andrea:  “I die.  How about you?” Me:  “I don’t like this question.” Andrea:  “It’s your question.” Me:  “Yeah, so I shouldn’t have to answer it.” Andrea:  “Okay, new question.  Who would you rather sleep with: [Witchy […]

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The V-word

I had a conversation with a co-worker last night at work about this subject and since this is my blog and I can post whatever the hell I feel like, I’m going to talk about it on here and sort out all my thoughts. I am a virgin.  (I’ll just throw that out there immediately […]

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Stalker Update

Firstly, I just want to point out (mostly for the sake of my mother’s mental well-being) that he is not really a stalker.  It’s just the nickname I have given him because “that gross, creepy guy who keeps calling me” is too long to type all the time.  I am fine, Mom.  Please do not mail me a […]

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Sea-Monkeys!

So ever since I was a little girl I had this weird fascination with Sea-Monkeys.  What were they?  Were they really alive?  This wasn’t an intense fascination, otherwise I would have just researched the topic in a library or on the internet to answer my questions, but whatever.  Today I bought Sea-Monkeys to discover, once […]

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