Firstly, according to the death clock I am dying on Friday, July 25, 2042. I’m thinking that perhaps if I do a couple push-ups and cut out an occasional coffee between now and then I can prolong my death to Monday, August 7, because I think it’d be cool to die on your birthday. It would really cut […]
Monthly Archives: November 2005
Late Night Convos
So I randomly started chatting on-line with Thomas, a fellow third-shifter living in Chicago. This excerpt made me laugh. Teri: i hate the cold Thomas: then you moved to the wrong city Teri: i should move someplace tropical Thomas: probably….but who would audit the hotel stuff? Teri: ah, you raise a good point. i should […]
I Could Write a Book
Hotel Story #1: A gentleman called the front desk and asked if we could send a lady to his room. The night operator was confused as to what he needed. He reiterated by saying, “Do you have any ladies that you could send to my room for the night?” Her eyes bulged out of her […]