Why do we wear clothes? Poly-cotton blends of death I am just kidding Chad needs more options He did not know he’s Spanish You want a taco? Stitches in your eye Causes much pain and sorrow But they’re blue – that’s fun Doesn’t hurt so much Everything is relative I’ll poke out your eye Haikus […]
Monthly Archives: April 2004
No More Bugs!
I have decided that my favorite season is winter. I realize that this statement may confuse you. Based on my many past complaints condeming snow and cold, one could assume that winter would be my least favorite season and not favorite. My reason is one-fold: I hate bugs. I hate bugs more than cold and snow […]